60 Day WoW Time Card Contest Question
11/04/09
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Question:
If Arthas took the job of Santa Claus, what kind of Christmas would it be?
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Answer by leaving a comment with your name and valid e-mail add. Answers should not be more than 3 sentences. There is no right or wrong answer but most creative answer wins! People who post unnecessary comments will be disqualified.
Deadline for submission will be Nov. 30 11:59pm GMT -8:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Use this clock if you’re confused with the time.
The Lich king would most certainly bring a cold christmas! Remember the Lich King expansion event? Christmas every year being like that. If Arthas were lich king then im sure every christmas we would have to deal with no auction-house due to them being plagued. As for Arthas being Santa, blizzard couldn’t possibly make Arthas die at the end of Icecrown Citadel unless there was a twist. The legendary might not just have the power to corrupt but also the responsibilities of Santa Claws. Who else could bring greater fear on Christmas Eve!
proberly the best. Santa gives out free presents+arthas has epic loot plus tier 10= free tier 10 plus epic loot, so that translates to free tier 10 for all no people winning on the forums about difficulty of raids etc. Also helps to demolish the myth of “im under geared which means i cant do 1.5k dps!”
A Cold Christmas where the only gifts would be a death sentence, and maybe a poney (only if you were very kind)
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, The pug was camped by the chimney with care, in hopes that Arthas Claus would soon spawn there.
He was dressed all in plate, from his head to his foot, and frostmourne was glinting even though covered in soot, a bundle of epics he had flung on his back, the tank shouted “let’s get the noob”, and we began the attack.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and ganked on our healer, who shouted “F@%% get agro You jerk”, quickly wiping our group because our tank was new, “L2P noobs” he shouted then up the chimney he flew.
…and the bleary eyed over weight boy heard a sound coming from the chimney, quickly he scampered away from his computer leaving his raid to rush over and greet the pink faced hero of many clad all in red. The boy starts to look up the chimney “Santa what did you bri-ooompheck!” Arthas flies down the chiminey nailing the greedy boy with a plate boot to the face yelling “Pwned!” With his work done Arthas turns back to the chimney “Merry Wrathmas Fatty.”
If Arthas took ever X-mas there would be some crazy changes:
artic blue would be the official X-mas color , egg yolk replaced by cold blood and rudolf would be fired (Saphi needs a job)…
Arthas would give everyone all over the world his very own undead minion, who would after Christmas eat the brains of its owner and raise him as another minion for Arthas.Your will is not your own!!
It would be a white Christmas. No snow, just charred flesh and ground bone raining down from Icecrown Citadel.
If Arthas took over as Santa clause, I think his black sleigh would be pulled by 8 tiny skeletal reindeer. Instead of wearing a red suit he would wear a set of red plate armor that had little jingle bells attached to it, trust me he wouldn’t like the bells but if Mrs. Arthas makes him the suit he had better wear it. Instead of climbing up and down the chimney he would just create a Death Gate and walk right in.
Being the type of person that Arthas is I belive he would not fill the stockings, but instead cut holes in the toes. He would eat all the cookies and drink all the milk, then slip a rotting corpse under the tree.
On a positive note, if he was in charge, all the little girls and boys would hide in their beds fast asleep. Not wanting to catch even a glimps of the creature who has replaced their beloved Santa Clause.
Arthas would bring the Lich King’s joy to all denizens of Azeroth. From delivering presents to the happy murlocs of Southshore, to the angry fel orcs of Outland, Arthas would spread Christmas cheer faster than Pestilence. He would ride Invincible throughout the night cheering, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a GG!”
Lich King Arthas or pre-Lich King Arthas?
Every Winter Veil, Lich King Arthas would cover all of Azeroth with ice and snow and bring a full-scale scourge invasion with world bosses of varying levels that drop epic lewtz!
Pre-Lich King Arthas would have given the orphan children of Stormwind candy canes in the shape of paladin hammers… no epics!? /cry
Christmas would be sticky. Arthas would put lollipops in everyone’s stockings, and we would all be “lich-king”.
Arthas would be taken over by a good spirit of Christmas. He would donate some of his saronite and cobalt from his castle to children’s of azeroth. And would buy a Christmas tree for everyone, with many gifts under it.
As Kanye West would say….
The coldest winter
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, The pug was camped by the chimney with care, in hopes that Arthas Claus would soon spawn there.
He was dressed all in plate, from his head to his foot, and frostmourne was glinting even though covered in soot, a bundle of epics he had flung on his back, the tank shouted “let’s get the noob”, and we began the attack.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and ganked on our healer, who shouted “F@%% get agro You jerk”, quickly wiping our group because our tank was new, “L2P noobs” he shouted then up the chimney he flew.”
That was epic lol! Nice
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An Arthas-run Christmas…say it ain’t so!
We’ll trade mistletoe-kisses for Frostmourne-blows!
Oh Prancer, oh Donner, please Blitzen, and Dasher – come take back St. Nick’s sleigh from Sapphiron’s cruel master!
A white Christmas of course!
It would be an unholy Christmas!!
It would be a dark dark Christmas. There would be no presents, only death and destruction.
This would really be the wrath of the Lich King. We are not prepared. I personaly would have a bone to pick with him.
There will be world peace until New Year comes and Rudolf starts shooting lazerz from his Gnomerangan custom-built titanic ilvl300 epic red nose of death which would eventually start World (of) War(craft) 3. Of course, Blizzard would take it as a cue for another expansion and end up releasing World of Warcraft: Santa Claus Unleashed which will come out with a front cover of Jim Carrey posing as Arthas wearing an iron-clad red costume of a Santa Claus-Dancing-Bear-Druid-Hybrid. Santa will become the new Hero Class with toy-summoning skillz which of course everyone will roll into since why would any one not want their Ninja Turtle figurines teaming up with their G.I. Joes facerolling everyone while you’re protected by your epic Stomach of absolute impenetrability.
Forget a white Christmas, if Arthas took over it’d be a gray one. Death for all who don’t put up a tree!
Well for starters I’m sure he would make you all lose the game. The he and Cindragosa (is that her name, im not really sure) would go for a joy ride throwing Mohawk grenades at all the commoners, gnomes especially. The only present anyone would recieve is terror, because at the end of the day, what is Arthas but a Lich King?
Judging by my runs with arthas in CoS, no gifts would be delivered on time. He’s a slowpoke ..
With Arthas standing in for Santa Claus, we would likely be in for a lot of self-serving whining about the “nice list” mingled with veiled threats to those on the “naughty list.” No one would receive gifts, but Arthas *might* visit, and then expect you to accept his glorious presence as such… and then he would suffer self-righteous indignation when we all laugh at how stupid he looks in a Santa hat.
Oh my god, arthas became a peddo.
Azeroth’s inhabitants would be frantic, holed up in their basements, clinging to their loved ones & praying Arthas Claus would skip their house this year. There would be endless bloodshed, terrifying screams, disembowelment, & then brief death for those he visits. Only pain & never ending torment are bestowed as “gifts”…all slain are then eternally bent to his unholy will.
It would be the most Metal Christmas ever.